Sunday, August 3, 2014

Annoying Aphorisms of the Day

I once wrote a character called Foster. He was a brainbomb specialist who professed to hate aphorisms but used them all the time. I enjoyed making up his aphorisms. Actually, I profess to hate aphorisms but write them all the time. So here are a few, just for fun:

"The importance of importance is greatly overestimated."

"Where there's a cat, there's always a dog."

"People who say there's always a choice are usually lazy moralists."

"Cheesy aphorisms are the scourge of the scientific mind."

"A short blog post is better than no blog post at all."


Pierre Mackay said...

"A blog post too short is better than one too long"

Vincent Mackay said...

"A good comment on a blog post soothes a writer's restless mind"

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